Everybody has a talent

It's a bone spur!

Mine seems to be growing gigantic bone spurs. As a friend put it, “Did the doctor really need to circle it? You could open beer bottles with that sucker.”

These are common – so common that, unbeknownst to either of us, my older brother in Texas was getting treated for one at the exact moment that I was. One painful cortisone injection later, I can walk without wincing with every step. Now I just have to find supportive, dressy women’s shoes that come in enormous sizes (I’m a 12). Suggestions gratefully appreciated.

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