Patrick Hayden, Denver police officer

Imagine being hit by a car, only for the police to take forever to show up, then give you a hard time about wanting to file a report. Then imagine that the temperatures are in the teens and, despite the fact that you’ve just been hit by a car, the cop doesn’t so much as offer you a seat in his warm backseat as he takes 30 minutes to chat on his cell phone and fill in forms while you stand waiting in the cold for a half hour. That’s what you can expect if you have the misfortune of Denver cop Patrick Hayden being dispatched to the scene of your accident.

Denver’s finest? I sure hope not.